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Yesterday night, I was wandering in a
high flying area of Central Delhi trying to locate a
shop. Though I am quite tall, the high-rise buildings
made me look life a dwarf. It was a residential area
where I was moving around.
At one place, I found water coming down
from a building. Perhaps an overhead tank at the
rooftop was overflowing. I stopped and waited for
someone to stop this flow of water. But soon, I knew I
had to do it myself. It is my habit to close every road
side water tap which is flowing unnecessarily. I do it
even if it means getting out of my scooter or car. I
know some people consider me a quirk.
I am equally disturbed when I find street
lights switched on all day. I take it as my duty to
switch off each of
them. I am not ashamed to admit that I am laughed at by
some of my neighbours for that. I have decided to
offer myself as an example which they may emulate. When
some people laugh at me surreptitiously I pray to God to
forgive them because they don't know what they are
doing!
Well, when the water didn't stop, I got
off my scooter, went to the elevator in the building,
entered it and pushed button for the top floor. While
the lift was perhaps halfway on its journey to the top
floor, it stopped and there was complete darkness! My
mayday calls didn't seem to bring any help. As the law
of relativity states, those ten minutes appeared to me
like ten years! When power was thankfully restored and
the lift moved again, I stepped out of it on the very
next halt. In that frenzy, I had forgotten where I was
and why ? May be those ten minutes of near
asphyxiation did some irreparable damage to some of my
grey cells. Walking completely disoriented like a
madman, I took another lift from that floor so that I
could come down and when it finally stopped, I found
myself on a railway platform! Perhaps a metro station!
I was still asking myself what I was
doing there while two trains came and left at short
intervals. Many people boarded the trains and many
disembarked. I decided to leave the place and then,
someone in the uniform asked for my ticket, I was
aghast and under frenzy because I didn't have any
ticket. I told him that I had not disembarked from any
train. The rest of the conversation went on like this :
"What brings you here ?"
"Really, I don't know."
"What do you mean by I don't know?"
"In fact, I had come here to switch off
the water lifting pump!" (In that emergency, my memory
was coming back!)
"What
are you talking about? Which pump ? Why would you
switch off the pump here ?"
"No, I mean, the water was everywhere on
the road so I decided...."
"Which road ?"
"Sorry, I don't know."
By this time, the uniformed man was
looking at me curiously, perhaps trying to decide whom
to call -- police or a psychiatrist or both.
"Sir, I had come here by scooter. Here
are the keys."
Looking at the key ring, I suddenly
remembered that these were not my keys. I had borrowed
scooter from a friend. The person in uniform took the
keys from me but kept looking at me with suspicion.
"Where is the scooter?"
"I don't know. I can't tell the exact
place where I had left it.
"Tell me registration number of the
vehicle." He commanded.
"I don't know !" How could I remember
registration number of my friend's scooter!
The fierce look on his face was
terrifying.
"Sir, please believe me. I have my PAN
card also. Here it is." He took the card from me. But
he continued to stare me with stern eyes !
"Sir, I happen to have my Passport also.
You can see it."
He took the passport, gave a careless
glance over it. Again the stare !
"Why don't you believe me, Sir ?"
"Give me one good reason why I should. "
"Sir, I had come here merely to switch
off the water pump."
"Don't try to fool me. Why won't you
know where you had parked the scooter?"
"Believe me, Sir", "I had parked it on a
road to enter a multi-storey building to get an elevator
to reach to the top floor to switch off the water pump
!" I was feeling breathless by now.
He was about to blast with anger.
"What was the name of the building ?"
"I don't know !"
"Let me call the police. I shouldn't
waste my time any more."
"No ! Please don't. I am a respectable
person. I don't need any police."
"Okay, okay ! How come you don't know
your scooter's number?
"The scooter is not mine. A friend had
lent it to me." Suddenly, my face brightened with hope.
"Let me talk to my friend." I took the mobile from the
pocket but its battery had run down.
"The battery is finished. I can't call
him."
"I knew it already ! Okay, you can call
from public phone. What is his number?"
"I don't know. It is in the phone book.
But the battery is down." I was close to tears now.
"May I see your mobile ?" I handed over
the mobile to him looking at him helplessly.
"Okay, wait for me here. Don't try to
escape. I will be here in a minute." And he was gone.
I waited for a few minutes but couldn't
see him again. I started wondering if he was really an
officer or just a crook ! Suddenly, I realized that I
had given to him my keys, PAN Card, passport and even
the mobile ! I didn't know where the scooter was, I
was not sure if I could even identify my friend's
scooter. I didn't know which building I had entered,
which lift I had taken, how I had suddenly come to the
railway platform. I had never been in such a panic in
all my life before.
Suddenly, a female voice called "Someone
has come to meet you."
The voice seemed familiar. With revived
hope, I turned and with a loud thump, I fell on the
floor. It was my bedroom and my wife was looking at me
incradulously.
"What is the matter? How you fell down
from the bed?
Still half awake, I pressed my head where
it was aching. I said worriedly, "He has taken
everything - my PAN card, my passport, keys of the
scooter, my mobile !"
"Who has taken everything? Were you
dreaming of something?
"May be you are right." Even though
there was some swelling on the back of my head, I was
happy that all my belongings were with me only.
Moreover, I didn't need to find my way back home. |